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Best. State. Ever.

Best. State. Ever.
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 06 September 2016
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A brilliantly funny exploration of the Sunshine State from the man who knows it best: Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times–bestselling author Dave Barry. We never know what will happen next in Florida. We know only that, any minute now, something will. Every few months, Dave Barry gets a call from some media person wanting to know, “What the hell is wrong with Florida?” Somehow, the state’s acquired an image as a subtropical festival of stupid, and

Best. State. Ever

Best. State. Ever
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 23 August 2017
GET THIS BOOKBest. State. Ever

We never know what will happen next in Florida. We know only that, any minute now, something will. Every few months, Dave Barry gets a call from some media person wanting to know, "What the hell is wrong with Florida?" Somehow, the state has acquired an image as a subtropical festival of stupid, and as a loyal Floridian, Dave begs to differ. Sure, there was the 2000 election. And people seem to take their pants off for no good reason. And

Insane City

Insane City
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 29 January 2013
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Seth Weinstein always knew Tina was way, way, way out of his league. Which is why he’s still astonished that he’s on a plane heading for their wedding in Florida. The Groom Posse has already pulled an airport prank on him—and he’s survived! It should be easy going from now on. But Seth has absolutely no idea what he’s about to get into. A simple drink or two with the boys sparks a series of

Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Ballantine Books
  • Release : 28 July 2010
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"Dave Barry is one funny human." --San Francisco Examiner For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with

Big Trouble

Big Trouble
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 24 January 2021
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The humorist offers a fiction debut that describes the lives of the troubled denizens of Coconut Grove, including a career-threatened adman, an alcoholic embezzler dodging a couple of hit men, and their dysfunctional families.

Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs

Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release : 06 November 2012
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When funnyman Dave Barry asked readers about their least favorite tunes, he thought he was penning just another installment of his weekly syndicated humor column. But the witty writer was flabbergasted by the response when over 10,000 readers voted. "I have never written a column that got a bigger response than the one announcing the Bad Song Survey," Barry wrote.Based on the results of the survey, Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs is a compilation of some of the worst

You Can Date Boys When You're Forty

You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 04 March 2014
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A brilliantly funny exploration of the twin mysteries of parenthood and families from the Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times–bestselling author of Insane City. In his New York Times–bestselling I’ll Mature When I’m Dead, Dave Barry embarked on the treacherous seas of adulthood, to hilarious results. What comes next? Parenthood, of course, and families. In uproarious, brand-new pieces, Barry tackles everything from family trips, bat mitzvah parties and dating (he’s serious about that title: “

Dave Barry Slept Here

Dave Barry Slept Here
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Ballantine Books
  • Release : 28 July 2010
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"Bary turns his formidable wit to the subject of American history, with a result reminiscent of the Reduced Shakespeare Company: The better you know the original, the funnier it gets." LOS ANGELES TIMES This time Dave Barry's subject is history, the way it's never been told before. Every single momentous event and crucial moment is covered, including...The Birthing Contractions of a Nation; Kicking Some British Butt; The Fifties: Peace, Prosperity, Brain Death, right up through the scintillating Reagan-Bush years.

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Rodale
  • Release : 24 January 1984
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A syndicated humorist discusses natural breathing and techniques to endure the ordeal of baby showers

Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Ballantine Books
  • Release : 28 July 2010
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TAKE YOUR TRAVEL TIPS FROM DAVE BARRY, A GUY WHO IS REALLY GONE! Complete with maps, histories, quaint local facts (France's National Underwear Changing Day is March 12), song lyrics, helpful hints on how to get through Customs (all insects must be spayed), and tidbits from Dave Barry's own fond vacation nightmares, DAVE BARRY'S ONLY TRAVEL GUIDE YOU'LL EVER NEED is just that. You'll find everything you need to know in this incredibly comprehensive reference, including: - Air Travel (Or: Why

Tricky Business

Tricky Business
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 07 October 2003
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The Extravaganza of the Seas is a five-thousand-ton cash cow, a top-heavy tub whose sole function is to carry gamblers three miles from the Florida coast, take their money, then bring them back so they can find more money. In the middle of a tropical storm one night, these characters are among the passengers it carries: Fay Benton, a single mom and cocktail waitress desperate for something to go right for once; Johnny and the Contusions, a ship's band with

Lessons From Lucy

Lessons From Lucy
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Simon & Schuster
  • Release : 03 November 2020
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In this “little gem” (Washington Independent Review of Books), Pulitzer Prize–winning columnist and New York Times bestselling author Dave Barry learns how to age happily from his old but joyful dog, Lucy. As Dave Barry turns seventy—not happily—he realizes that his dog, Lucy, is dealing with old age far better than he is. She has more friends, fewer worries, and way more fun. So Dave decides to figure out how Lucy manages to stay so happy, to

The Worst Class Trip Ever

The Worst Class Trip Ever
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
  • Release : 05 May 2015
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In this hilarious novel, written in the voice of eighth-grader Wyatt Palmer, Dave Barry takes us on a class trip to Washington, DC. Wyatt, his best friend, Matt, and a few kids from Culver Middle School find themselves in a heap of trouble-not just with their teachers, who have long lost patience with them -- but from several mysterious men they first meet on their flight to the nation's capital. In a fast-paced adventure with the monuments as a backdrop,

Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster)

Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster)
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release : 03 March 2015
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During the course of living (mumble, mumble) years, Dave Barry has learned much of wisdom,* (*actual wisdom not guaranteed) and he is eager to pass it on—to the next generation, the generation after that, and to those idiots who make driving to the grocery store in Florida a death-defying experience. In brilliant, brand-new, never-before-published pieces, Dave passes on home truths to his new grandson and to his daughter Sophie, who will be getting her learner’s permit in 2015 (“So

The Worst Night Ever

The Worst Night Ever
  • Author : Dave Barry
  • Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
  • Release : 26 April 2016
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Last year, Wyatt Palmer was the hero of middle school, having foiled a plot against the president of the United States. But now he and his friends are in Coral Cove High School—home of the Fighting Conchs—and Wyatt is no longer a hero: He's just another undersized freshman, hoping to fit in, or at least not be unpopular. Things start to go wrong when Matt Diaz, who is Wyatt's best friend but also unfortunately an idiot, decides to